Friday, May 13, 2011

Forever Bond

See that picture? No, that's not my attempt at being pictorially creative. If you want to see good photography, go visit my friend Sarah at Cottage Garden, or Beth at Be Yourself... Now those gals got the eye!

No, that photo is a shot viewed through my front window and that haze is not a ghost. That, for lack of a socially acceptable description, is dog snot. Yep. My windows run almost to the floor; the Scotties think they are the best ever. They can patrol the community from the comfort of home.

I used to clean the windows regularly. After all I don't want people to think I'm a lousy housekeeper. What would the neighbors say?! But, you know what?

UNCLE! I give up! You win, I loose, I'm not doing this anymore! I'm yelling, "Leave IT!" But, not at the dogs, me. Put down the glass cleaner and step away!!!!! Unless I'm going to hobble the dogs and stake them down in the center of the room, what's the use?!

Did you ever use that product called Gorilla Glue? It's amazingly strong glue, isn't it? Well, just so you know, I'm shortly going to be a mazillionaire when I trademark, the incredible, bonds like nothing you've ever seen, sticks to anything, won't rub off, lasts for a life time, Scottie Snot Glue!

You heard it here first! Oh, before you go, say hello to the Chief of Quality Control. Sheeze...

Namaste' Till Next Time,
Holly aka Rory & Fiona's Mom


The Rocky Creek Scotties said...

Holly, I love this. I use an ice scraper to scrap the Scottie Snot Glue off my front door!! You've really given me a grin for today. Now I know you'll feel at home in my house!!


peppylady (Dora) said...

I been cleaning house today. But don't worry it will still look like someone lives in it.
I like the last picture.

Coffee is on.

Sarah said...

Aww thank you hon..for the photo plug! ROFLMAO..I so know what you mean..although here it is little kiddo sticky fingerprints! I totally gave up years ago! Maybe we can market them both LOL!!
Hugs to you hon, Sarah

Joanna Jenkins said...

You totally crack me up Holly!

I'm with you on the window cleaning. Years ago, when Step daughter #2 lived with us during college, she had a big dog with major drool and snot that was all over the windows. She's go around and clean ONLY the snotty/drool parts and not the whole window. It was not an effective or attractive look. That's when I stopped with the window cleaning.

Hope life is good for you. xo jj

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